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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 06:56
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
A Japanese lander crashed on the Moon after losing track of its location - Ars Technica
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Does anybody believe in cultural appropriation?
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Trump White House opens door to historic military deployment on U.S. soil - The Washington Post
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
No way
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Hunter Dobbins Has Last Laugh In War Of Words With Yankees - NESN
Everyone loved it.
—
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Marco Rubio sanctions ICC for targeting US and Israel - BBC
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Fans criticize Beyoncé for shirt calling Native Americans 'the enemies of peace' - NBC News
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Which certification is most valuable in the IT field, and why?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds